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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:01

Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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No way
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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