What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

NBA Free Agency Rumors: Timberwolves will officially lose key player + latest on Lakers, Warriors - SBNation.com

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Trump administration, for 1st time, returns wrongly deported migrant to US - ABC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Then came..

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Still no good

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No way

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

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